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OBAMAGASM - Even the chosen one gets overly impressed with himself and gets caught up in one every now and then




IMMUTABLE TRUTH - Liberals have "Obamagasms" during his speeches. It usually renders them incapable of rational thought or speech for weeks.


TAGS: obamagasm
Rating: 4.67/5

More politifakes by JGalt

crankyhead - March 2, 2013, 1:23 am
@BALLS: If that's the clearest, most concise argument you have to make, well, then all I have to say is: At least you had the sense to not pick BRAINS as your user name.
BALLS - March 1, 2013, 9:25 pm
Hey Cranky, you might want to go look in a mirror, your tard is showing.
JGalt - March 1, 2013, 9:08 pm
Didn't know Obama was a Republican
Renza - March 1, 2013, 5:08 pm
Though to be fair, the moderates of either side probably aren't heard all that often. Still, my favorite quote is probably "science is a lie from the devil"
Renza - March 1, 2013, 4:58 pm
Yes, there's bias in the media, really doesn't change the facts of the matter though. The sad part is most of the rest of the media doesn't need to do extensive editing (or any at all quite often) to make republicans look like total dbags or morons.
crankyhead - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Libertarians are no better. The only difference between a republican and a libertarian is that republicans want the federal government to strip people's rights, and libertarians believe that duty belongs to state governments instead.
BALLS - March 1, 2013, 3:16 pm
They're all ****heads, that's why I vote Libertarian.
BALLS - March 1, 2013, 3:11 pm
Right, because there's no bias in the rest of the media.
Renza - March 1, 2013, 3:08 pm
Or how do we rate the current republicans in congress that are "trying to help the economy", "for equal rights", "for civil rights", or those who speak on immigration reform...
Renza - March 1, 2013, 3:05 pm
So, if the speeches contain an unbelievable amount of bs, how does one qualify fox news, bs mountain seems a bit inadequate of a title by comparison.
BALLS - March 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
And also causes them to believe the unblieveable amount of bull**** that they are being fed.


STICK IT TO OBAMA - Now available in packs of 25 as sticky notes for your favorite gas pump location




"WE MUST COMPROMISE" - Translation: "It's my way or the highway chumps!"




Denial -




THRILL UP THE LEG - Yeah, George just had one!




Runner-ups -




OBAMAGANDA - The Manchurian President does not want you to know the truth....


TAGS: manchurian obamaganda
Rating: 4.56/5

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JGalt - October 7, 2012, 9:42 pm
http://theintelhub.com/2012/03/22/is-obama-a-cia-controlled-manchurian-president/


Counting Rounds -




NEGOTIATES WITH TERRORISTS - But not Republicans!




OBAMA-ABSTINENCE - too many people could not control themselves when it came to another Obamagasm!




[email protected]! -




The Face Of Karma -


TAGS: trump virginia election antifa maga
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by DonaldJTrump

0TC - November 19, 2017, 10:54 am
Odd that you don't know you are being incoherent
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 10:52 am
Odd that you don't know what Trump Derangement Syndrome is
0TC - November 19, 2017, 10:45 am
P.S. Another meme that I love when others bring attention to ;)
0TC - November 19, 2017, 10:44 am
You're being incoherent
inflatedego - November 19, 2017, 9:52 am
I love watching full blown TDS
DonaldJTrump - November 13, 2017, 1:04 am
Ditto.
0TC - November 11, 2017, 12:27 pm
*j a c k a s s
0TC - November 11, 2017, 12:26 pm
LOLOLOL! I see what you did there ;) Guess you found the links too. BTW...The ANTIFA pin is a nice touch.Kinda feel a little bad for this loser.Life musta been hell raising his retarded emo-son.He shoulda thought twice conceiving a kid with a ja****s #pwn


Barack Obama goes to Rolling Stone -




The 'Tolerant' Left -




Salon Article compares the brutality of Hiroshima & Nagasaki to Ferguson -




My kind of Scum -


TAGS: jabba leia trump halloween maga
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by 0TC

0TC - November 20, 2017, 11:08 am
Lolololol... So Leia was @[email protected] Jabba?
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 10:53 am
Calling for the a**anation of a sitting president garners a little concern... you being a CONservative would know that
0TC - November 20, 2017, 10:00 am
Nah, this America, not Russia.
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 9:19 am
I wonder if the FBI and secret service have tracked your ISP address?


Repeat after me... -


TAGS: trump jail hillary mueller maga
Rating: 5/5

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0TC - November 20, 2017, 11:37 am
Just lighten up on the "boy" stuff, or make it obvious by removing the space (e.g.delusionalboy).It could be misconstrued the way you are using it, as a violation of the terms and conditions,etc. Otherwise I don't care.More of a friendly heads up.Peace :)
0TC - November 20, 2017, 11:10 am
Funny you didn't object at being called a "troll" though. Gotcha! ;)
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 11:07 am
Racist?
0TC - November 20, 2017, 11:05 am
Boy?? Lol! - Racist troll much?
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 10:54 am
What Russian collusion delusional boy?
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 10:51 am
What's the charges delusional boy?
0TC - November 20, 2017, 9:59 am
Mueller will probably get him on obstruction of justice, illegal foreign campaign funding (the Russian collusion charge), and a host of fraud money related stuff. When it comes close to that Trump will probably deal out and not run for a second term
0TC - November 20, 2017, 9:56 am
"Charges", plural. Corrected your typo, Bubbles.
inflatedego - November 20, 2017, 9:18 am
What's the charge besides making you scream like a stuck pig?


Make America "Sane" Again -


TAGS: maga hat nikolas cruz parkland
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by truthteller

0TC - February 19, 2018, 5:42 pm
P.S. Didn’t realize how lonely you were http://www.militarylulz.com/globalcomments.php?top=0 Get a goldfish.
0TC - February 19, 2018, 5:40 pm
TD;DC
BarackObama - February 19, 2018, 1:42 pm
Bottom line is, you're done, son. America recognizes you for who you are, comrade. You and this site are finished.
BarackObama - February 19, 2018, 1:28 pm
Seeing as how YOUR new narrative is that Cruz did what he did because Trump did not support DACA, it appears that you need to get on your knees, place your mouth on trurhrellers rear end, an s****** the crow America jammed down his throat.
freasy - February 19, 2018, 9:24 am
So why didn't somebody call the cops???? I would have. And i'm a "gun nut"
0TC - February 18, 2018, 7:30 pm
...Old man...why don’t you just make a dozen accounts and whine about it,pretending to be a young soldier again.Only thing you ever did well.A “real” American doesn’t have to pretend to be a real soldier,Chrisfoxreconking.Choke on your chicken hawk.CYA
0TC - February 18, 2018, 7:23 pm
Actually, TT never claimed Cruz was a white supremacist. He claimed (accurately)that Cruz was a Trump supporter.Guess that’s the same thing.Kinda like you claimed to be a new member but you sound just like foxrecon,trolling us one last time.Same thing too
BarackObama - February 18, 2018, 6:40 pm
Your claim that Cruz is a white supremacist has been debunked as fake news. How do you want your crow, "truthteller?" Baked? Fried? Or maybe America should just kick a raw one down your throat.


Make America Safe Again -




Winning an election -


TAGS: trump batman nasty woman maga
Rating: 5/5

More politifakes by fauxnews

inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 1:09 am
What's it like to be an anti trump loser faux news?
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 1:06 am
..Sorry about Gettysburg.. Here's your straw
inflatedego - November 23, 2017, 12:58 am
Poor failed Grouchofauxnewsmarxists. .. keep running
GrouchoMarxists - November 23, 2017, 12:50 am
Perhaps the people should commission Golf Cart One for our dear esteemed leader
inflatedego - November 22, 2017, 10:57 pm
No denial from you, huh Grouchofauxnewsmarxists?
fauxnews - October 22, 2016, 4:02 am
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skippy
fauxnews - October 22, 2016, 4:00 am
Nope. The concession I was talking about was after the Supreme Court decision. And, again, Trump didn't start making this retarded voter rig accusations the closing hours of election day like Gore did. He's doing it weeks in advance, which Gore didn't.
ronnievanzandt - October 21, 2016, 11:04 pm
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/20001108/aponline040549_000.htm
ronnievanzandt - October 21, 2016, 11:03 pm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snippy
fauxnews - October 21, 2016, 6:09 pm
Citation?
JohnGalt - October 21, 2016, 4:46 pm
I seem to remember him retracting his concession speech before finally formalizing it!
fauxnews - October 20, 2016, 5:39 pm
...If Trump wins the popular vote, or it comes down to a state like Florida to decide the election, then maybe you could have a point. For now, it's just whining from ra**publikkklans.
fauxnews - October 20, 2016, 3:55 pm
Stupid comparison. Gore NEVER challenged the election before hand. He won the popular vote and it was so close he deserved a recount. In the end he conceded gracefully and never made accusations of voter fraud or rigged elections.
freasy - October 20, 2016, 3:27 pm
Hmmm Gore was a HERO when he challenged his election. All that did was show the voter fraud of DemonKKKrats


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